if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking
Basically, just don’t ever talk to women about anything. They already think they’re smarter than you and don’t care what you’re saying. Just be quiet and work.
